I pulled on Santa’s sleigh Christmas Eve was dark, and the snow fell like cocaine off some politician’s coffee table…
Happy Festivus, rest of us! ‘Twas the night before Festivus And all through my pad We were scrounging every scrap…
It’s the Star Crash of the 80s! Starring Thick McRunfast! Of course, it was custom-made for MST3K.
IN COLOR! With no commercial interruptions…
So… Did this Marvel character survive the Snap?
When I was a kid, we watched The Jetsons and marveled at their push-button world with their robotic maid and flying…